理发师很喜欢玩

我的头发留来留去都不怎么长，而且经我半年以来不停地旅行游玩晒太阳游泳，我的头发开衩到没有眼睛看。所以，今天我去修一修。

反正是要留长的，反正懒惰，反正要省钱，反正方便，我在公司附近某间小间的理发店随便修一修就好。

一如往常，理发师很多话讲。高谈阔论我的头发该如何处理也不是第一次，我也习惯了，只要态度好就可以。而且这位老兄还很pro一下，说他研究过了，卷发的人，心情不好的时候头发真的不听话的哦！他的广东腔很浓，我忍不住问他是不是马来西亚人，果然他从吉隆坡来的。

剪完头发以后，我的头发很乱。我问他可不可以帮我梳一下。结果哦，他帮我吹到头发站起来，好像要穿美美去yum酱！*晕*

“可不可以不要让我的头发不要站这样高？”

“噢，看不习惯啊？我尽量啦！”

结果，我走出店门，我的头发还是站站的。为了不伤他的自尊心，我走远了才随便打理自己的头发。看起来比较正常的样子。毕竟哦，我是穿着T恤、牛仔裤、球鞋，还背一个手提电脑！竟然吹一个yum头，很奇怪哩！

很奇怪，每次我理发，不管哪一个理发师，不管男还是女，他们都很喜欢把我的头发吹来吹去。我每次都强调我不是要去yum，回家要洗头发。他们还是，“不要紧啦！”酱。

而且，重点是，刚才我的肚子已经西北饿，你还搞来搞去，饿死我啦！

（不过话说回来，刚才那位老兄的服务态度还蛮好的啦！而且收费不贵）

Boobs Pasta

Back in San Francisco almost one month ago, we saw this in a shop at Fisherman's Wharf. After which, Hui Nee posted the photos on Facebook and we started to joke how would the pasta looks like if they were cooked.

Hui Nee took it so seriously, she actually bought them for me!

And I promised her, I'd take pictures and show her how do they look like.

Before cook. Oh, you saw the nipples?

Cooked. Slightly deformed but can still see the shapes.

But after stirring with my ingredients, I can't find the boobs??!! They became a plate of normal pasta...

Oh... There they go, a deformed boob.

新部落

一个人要打理三个部落格好像很疯狂，可是我还是疯狂了。

我的新部落：
稿纸

Kinda Accurate

You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich

You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced. You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy. People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you. You like to let loose and have fun. You just don't let yourself go too crazy!

What Frozen Treat Are You?

情伤

她爱情的道路一直不顺利。

中学时代，她的初恋情人是科学老师。保守的年代，师生恋引起很多异样的眼光。情人忍受不了校方和社会的压力；家长受不了村里的谣言。结果，情人提出分手的那一天，家长也决定为她转校。

年轻乐观的她对自己说，不要紧，明天会更好。往后的恋情必定能开花结果。

上天似乎没听见她的祈祷，往后的恋情，她还是一次又一次的被伤害。情人骗了她的情，也骗了她的财；情人决定爱上更年轻美貌的女孩；情人决定以事业为主，放弃爱情；情人是有妇之夫，却隐瞒着她……不幸运的，都发生在她身上。

二十八岁那年，她开始不出席朋友的婚礼。她累了。

有天下班，她看见一个广告。

“发觉你内心的性别，跟着感觉走”

弄清楚才发现是个变性手术的广告。以往她会不理不睬的掉头走，可今天的她。竟把地址抄下。

“做女人太辛苦了，不如做男人。”她自言自语地说。

她越来越为自己的想法着迷，结果上门做了手术。之后，她在酒吧认识了年轻美丽的女孩，也开始交往。可是，三个月后，女孩发现他的身份以后，还是决定嫁给一个更有钱的公子。临走前，还赏了他一巴掌。

伤心欲绝，他全裸地对着镜子，泪水只能不停地流……


（本故事纯属虚构，如有类同，纯属巧合）

无题

薇薇摄

你或许曾经放弃一些事物
想重拾却发现已经腐蚀了

你或许后悔
可是你知道后悔是没用的

你尝试乐观
曾经拥有的快乐
已经足够了

你安慰自己

可是多年以后
你可能在临睡前的片刻
想起
当年不小心为今天创造的回忆

顿时你才发现
惟有活在当下
勇敢追求梦想

你才不会失眠……
:P

飞来飞去，几时才静下来

一转眼２００９年已经过了大半年，就连七月份都已经过了一大半。我顿时醒不过来。

这半年里，我都是飞来飞去。一月份同三位好朋友在柬埔寨过年；三月份和姐姐在桂林流浪；四月份和毓豪在Bali晒太阳；六月份在美国公干，顺便探望慧妮，看看Golden Gate Bridge有没有被炸坏了。这些还不包括农历新年及大大小小的回家的假期……就这样半年过了。

我都还不知道我究竟做了些什么。或许，我可以称这些为“旅人症候群”?我看我是“玩过头”了……以后不敢了。

七月份哪里都不去，静静呆在新加坡，觉得自己也未免太对不起自己的未来。周末，朋友鼓舞了我一番，我觉得好多了。心动不如行动！对吗？

我计划了计划，我想，就该做点事情了。

后记：
今天在电邮遇上了一位疯人。我曾经因为经济风暴的一度恐慌，想找过补习，在网上post了一个小广告。其实免费的广告，地点都不好，从此无人问津，我忙起来也忘了。近来有人答复，我同他回了几封电邮发现每次电有里的名字都更换。我堤防地问了他一下，他竟然大发脾气回了几封电邮骂我神经病、幼稚无知！我顿感觉得非常无辜……T_T

小女子只是非常小心，却换来如此下场！当这是一场教训吧！

他X的，还不忘在心里诅咒他一番！明天他在路上踏到香蕉皮，扑街！

Ice Age

I know I will never miss Ice Age 3 in the cinema. And I will regret if I did.

It's amazing how an animation made people laugh over so many years. I can still remember the first Ice Age trailer. Why? Because 3 of us were in the cinema for another show that I can't recall. En was still very young at that time, and he laughed as if he's crying when he's young. And that's what he did when he saw the trailer for the first time. Even when the trailer ended, he's still laughing!!

And Da Jie and I knew, we're so going to watch this with Ah En in the cinema! And we did, and we adore Ice Age!

I just found out the first Ice Age was 7 years ago... Time flies, but some things don't change, like the hilarious Ice Age :P

P.S.
I found that whenever I go for animation/comedy, I and my movie partner (either Yee Hau, siblings, family or friends etc.) are the only ones that are dominating the laughters. What happen to the people? People don't find stupid animation funny anymore? Weird huh? No wonder people nowadays are so stressed up.

Full House

Exactly Same Outcome as DaJie

You Are Mint

You are a honest person with a strong personality. Your frank point of view is refreshing. You've been quite lucky in your life, though you have made more of your own luck than you realize. You are engaging and disarming. You definitely have the "gift of gab!" You live an edgy, dynamic life. Sometimes you get a little burned, but you always bounce back.

What Herb Are You?